Tom’s Top 50 Dumb Album Titles

1. REO Speedwagon- You Can Tune a Piano But You Can’t Tuna Fish

2. Limp Bizkit- Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water

3. REO Speedwagon- The Earth, A Small Man, His Dog and a Chicken

4. The Darkness- One Way Ticket to Hell… And Back

5. Relient K- Two Lefts Don’t Make a Right… But Three Do

6. Public Enemy- How You Sell Soul To A Soulless People Who Sold Their Soul?

7. G.G. Allin and the Scumfucs- Eat My Fuc

8. Fall Out Boy- Fall Out Boy’s Evening Out With Your Girlfriend

9. Salt N Pepa- A Salt With a Deadly Pepa

10. Maroon 5- It Won’t Be Soon Before Long

11. Public Enemy- Muse Sick-N-Hour Mess Age

12. Fiona Apple- When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He’ll Win the Whole Thing ‘Fore He Enters the Ring There’s No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You’ll Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You Know That You’re Right

13. Bright Eyes- Lifted or The Story Is in the Soil, Keep Your Ear to the Ground

14. Captain Beefheart- Lick My Decals Off, Baby

15. Cannibal Corpse- Eaten Back to Life

16. Simple Plan- No Pads, No Helmets… Just Balls

17. Cornershop- Handcream for a Generation

18. Paddy Roberts- Songs for Gay Dogs

19. Our Lady Peace- Happiness Is Not A Fish You Can Catch

20. Limp Bizkit- Three Dollar Bill Y’All

21. Mew- And The Glass Handed Kites

22. Orgy- Candyass

23. Kid Rock- Early Mornin’ Stoned Pimp

24. Sebastian Bach- Bring ‘Em Bach Alive

25. Soulja Boy Tell Em- Souljaboytellem.com

26. Menomena- I Am the Fun Blame Monster!

27. Parliament- Gloryhallastoopid or Pin the Tail on the Funky

28. Soundgarden- Ultramega OK

29. Toby Keith- Shock’n Y’all

30. Will Smith- Willennium

31. Fu-Schnickens- F.U. Don’t Take It Personal

32. Soundgarden- Badmotorfinger

33. Elton John- Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy

34. Switchfoot- The Legend of Chin

35. Alanis Morissette- Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie

36. Primus- Sailing the Seas of Cheese

37. Stone Temple Pilots- Shangri-La Dee Da

38. Beck- Stereopathetic Soul Manure

39. The Meters- Look-Ka Py Py

40. Incubus- Fungus Amongus

41. Rednex- Sex & Violins

42. Blink 182- Enema of the State

43. Gwen Stefani- Love. Angel. Music. Baby.

44. Kansas- Leftoverture

45. Sunny Day Real Estate- How It Feels to Be Something On

46. Primus- Pork Soda

47. Pink Floyd- Atom Heart Mother

48. Modest Mouse- The Fruit That Ate Itself

49. Arctic Monkeys- Favourite Worst Nightmare

50. Nine Inch Nails- Pretty Hate Machine

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